Best Worst feeling.

After the epic tale of three geeks, who were lowly, ranked according to the food chain of social status, they single handedly threw the biggest mother load of bashes. Am talking about the movie “Project X”. It got me thinking about the best worst feeling one can have deducing from the movie, it an oxymoron of a title but take a second and think about it. after they felt like crap but it was totally worth it. So in my not so eventful life.....comparing to some others, this are some of the best worst feeling( when doing it feels great but doesn’t last too long & later a weight of regret weigh down) though wont stop you from doing it again -wink wink. Cc. Casta from the movie who didn’t get convicted of any wrong doing.

Casta: kid with the chalice

The following are not arranged in any form of order, just came up with them along the way;
1. Jerking off: hardly speaking of the dance move though at the moment anyone who pulls that dance would be abit out dated, entirely depend on the crowd though & how well you do it. In this instance am talking about when the pork authority is closed & you’re left with the hand central station as the only option. As the cold season has gripped us, those on the singles side are left to play with themselves. Its just grouse, it may be a feel of sexual release but takes time with ones self. Getting to the climax especially is not something I am whiling to discuss but when you’re there all maxed out, glancing at your hand, a feel of disgust suddenly over weighs the brief satisfaction.
2. Hangover / puking after drinking: as I like to call it vampire mode only one has a craving for meat (food) and a cold drink and place, a dark place with minimal sunlight. If we only owned a coffin to hide in, never understand why the dead have cushioned caskets but it would definitely be handy during a hangover recovery. The worse the hangover the more the previous night (usually) was exciting and crazy.

brain freeze

3. Brain freeze: no need for explanation only that most of us have a sweet tooth which has its price especially guzzling down that milkshake.
4. Farting or taking a pressing dump: when your all clogged up the release always feels like you are slightly less restricted but sometime when you look back at your master piece, the comprehension or the look in your face should be framed, or when the gas you emit even stings your eyes, imagine what it does to other or may do. This is a plea, when using the lavatory make sure you leave it better than you found it, sober or drunk.
5. Eating something you’re allergic to, I now enough guys who can take a certain amount of meat before it reacts on them but the temptation always out weighs the repacations. It like a drug tastes and feels so right but when the rushes check in all they can do is hide them and crave for more.
6. Scratching an itch you shouldn't - chicken pox can directly link this to number #5, guys with allergies then they take the forbidden fruit, when the rushes and itching check –in they are all but to blame.
7.  Traveling around- exhaustion galore. Especially the guys who travel around the world, change in cabin pressure, adjusting to climatic conditions, time change- body and mind has to adjust with time shift for example when your supposed to sleep is when your up & vice-versa. Though when you get to visit place out of the normal, the experience cannot be quantified by words alone.
8. Cheating: people in relationship, we are human and humans are all repetitive and creatures of habit (wise words there so patting my back in appreciation). When we get into a committed relationship temptation may double and when we give in, the experience maybe mind blowing, eye opening or the worst ever but one thing is for sure, if you care for your significant other, whether you come clean or not the experience should be heart jolting with guilt and regret for betraying them. (you would think am in a relationship- this loves songs be making me soft>dawn)
9. Impulse buying to a brokeness or to a clatter; those with means would impulse by to a clatter and this may spark up hoarding< in movies apparently it’s a condition (couldn’t waste internet bundles checking up on some Western problems) this usually grips women who are especially attracted to bright colors. All I can say the act like flies< being compared to a fly should be incentive enough even when you get something at a bargain, evaluate if you have something similar or if you really really need it.
10. Enduring & finalizing 8-4-4 finishing a level of school. Now that am almost graduating only working out a few kinks here and there, I will get to finish within the stipulated time. The friends that I have massed during the year of reading, book warming &cramming I would not ask for any better. The experiences have shaped me to who I am right now but the flaw in all those years was the teachers and what not, the rubbed on me the wrong way for some reason-I cant say all of them because most of the women where good to me but as I mentioned earlier working on some kinks(code for some son of b%^$^% )of an educator that have brought me so much grief
11. Wanting something so much then eventually realizing it wasn't worth it after financial strain prevents you...supraz. anyone who proudly owned a pair, I wonder where you are right now. Old is gold…chucks- can never go wrong with them, though I must admit wanted the supra shoes badly, good thing I never got them. At moment it’s the best feel though a while back when the were trendy felt like a loser not owning a pair.
12. Being tickled...until you fart or shit on yourself. It happens.

13. Drunk texting & calling: in the moment feels so right texting that ex, showing them how much they should miss you & even though they left you your still surviving and having fun. In the morning though when you check that call log and inbox. Boom (in your face)
14. Angry sex...after a huge argument. Animalistic then the break or that cliché line …..”soooooo this wont be happening again” walks out without even a hug.
15. Vampire pussy....when the drought exceeds. Cc Eddie griffin. There is usually that one chic (mainly dudes) when you call she will be up to doing just about any with and for you. In dry cold time like this especially with no girlfriend or special friend, a guy would call such a girl. Very hard to spot them in public together (includes Facebook or Twitter time line). That usually when you know thing are thick. The lay is good but ……………(fill in the blank)
16. When you make a killing in profits (usually not in the most honest way) then spend it wastefully. After making money in a short while you don’t even know how it got spent. The feel though of making money is awesome but accounting for it, hell especially when it feel s like it got wasted.
When a guy gets the girl he's been working to get for the longest time. When he finally gets ‘the’ chance…..premature detonation Cc. “Ahmed the dead terrorist”. It can be blamed to the constant fantasizing of what you would do to her. Its equivalent of choking at a presentation. Don't get me wrong...the ejaculation will feel so good but.....after seeing her face. If a guy doesn’t salvage that situation in time while both naked ....it never happening again.

17. Losing weight &gaining some desired curves or urbs but the process of it all takes a lot of sacrifice like dieting, missing out on some tasty foods and to add salt to the injury, having a friend of  yours who can eat anything and everything and still look the same. slim possible,cow dung.
18. When someone has to leave for a long while to some other country. Both friends and family will be happy for any opportunity abroad but when it comes to departure time& thought of not seeing them again is heart aching, it gets emotional and guys cry a lot. Cc. Wilfrida Muoti …will miss you.

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