Dream or Nightmare

Resolutions can be a dream or a nightmare come December when stock taking.......this festive season has had a variation of occurrences with both extremities of hot and cold eventful wise.I should be flashing back to the yearly ups and downs such as accomplishing most of my last years resolutions. I have had such an eventful beginning of DecemBar such that I really ought to think of getting a girlfriend for real. Maybe the drama can be rooted to a particular and more specific source other than the randomness I have experienced.

(extreme of a girlfriend)

enough of my mamble bamble, I have proposed to a long time friend to be my girlfriend but we are such friends that it cant be a serious thing, and that the thing, so many Facebook poses so many women but i just cant read in between the lines if any of them really like me or most of them value me as such a valuable friend. Friend-zone is my biatch to be blunt. Though am also to blame, am looking for the lifestyle of the rich and famous, am about absolute success & women can be a distraction or maybe a catapult to your success.

Being perceptive as I am to other things that compliment and revolve around my posts, I had an invite to a show by the talented Monique, where i noticed to make it in life -blood is thicker than water. Family and friends are an integral part to someones success. When they back you up, and you succeed they also bask in the glory, when they shun you or mock your progression, for the strong because success isn't of the faint of heart, it may be fuel enough to prove a point. once on tastes the sweetness of success, the strong always want more. "Game - The City (Feat. Kendrick Lamar:"

 

 

(Monique while at her event @Tamambo with Family & Friends)

 After earlier in the year (one of my resolutions) getting my drivers was a sure in, I got my first accident, no one hurt but reversed the car into a parked car. So stressed I slept a whole day-or maybe that was the long night I had at an end year dinner. It was a party that commenced my DecemBar. Hangover driving is not a safe bet, so urge all those who are about to go hard this December, have a driver...sober driver because fixing a car is no joke.

The other resolution was making it to the main team at my rugby club. my reign was short lived by an injury and a mandatory surgery which has rendered me to be in the dependency of crutches. No rugby at least for a while. 

After graduating(my other resolution) an still jobless but finding other means to grind such that recently I have ventured to groceries more specifically mbogaz-sukuma wiki & spinach which has been doubled up by selling of liquor and flasks to compliment them. resonating back to my original statement looking for the lifestyle of the rich and famous. 

engraving done too

The selfless person that I am, I even did a babysitting gig, which rewarded handsomely. just when I thought I had graced the life of some of the rich by association, my babysitting services got me rewarded to sleeping at the Tribe, weird twist of events but it happened. taste of success admittedly is intoxicating and on my mind its all am willing it to happen so may God see me through my plans. I should also be a constant church member, assuming the world coming the 31st of 2012 wont be coming to an end.

view outside my room

The worst part of the year was disappointing my mother,so for the next year simply make my very hardworking mother proud of me, first up, getting a job also dip my toe into various ventures that I have interests in, going back to rugby and of-course coming up with better post for my lovely readers who amazingly didn't really think I would make it this far, no awards in the horizon but the simplicity that in I can make someone smile or have a laugh or make their day better is fuel enough for me to continue blogging. That was my other resolution.

Moral of the story, the simple resolutions can be achievable but things can go wrong and that shouldn't diheart you but give you a thicker courting to face more trial, and non of them can be as satisfactory if not with Gods guidance and help. doesn't take much to ask, so please do.

Cheers blogsphere, enjoy the festivities and be blessed. 

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Movember-NovemBurr

Usually defined by guys growing their facial hair from mustache reason behind the Movember and since its chilly for our abroad counter parts, the name NovemBurr suits it.The month of Movember coming to an end began on a rainy & a rather low note finding me on a theater table having athroscopy, a minor surgery on my left knee. Though experienced some new world. We all have that one friend,or rather should, - that one friend when going out money is no object or making guys blackout is his/her pride & joy. From now on they should be labeled the name anesthesiologist ( quite a mouthful- I know). Going into surgery expected a " Greys Anatomy " sort of treatment. Expected to be told to count until 10 so that I can pass out at least while looking into Mark dreamy ( a doctor Sherpherds eyes- no homo- as I drift off into wonderland. It wasn't anything like that, they just prep'd me and after a sattle injection, I was away,gone completely. Blackout completely. Am not sure or know which doctor operated on me, for all I know it was the big chic Callie Torres, from Greys Anatomy who came in & did me a solid. The anesthesia makes alcohol blacking out seem like a big sham.  courtesy of kimArt.chia As of  now though just thinking of a speed recovery though got extra legs ( crutches ) for mobility. Have to have the zeal of a villain, that my motto. Villains never give up despite how hard they get knocked down. My all time best would be the joker. For some reason in Batman (a movie with such simplicity & very low sexual content yet too captivating). I regress, Batman has the best villains & considering he is only human & got cut out from Avengers . He's too cool ( geek side in full gear over here).     courtesy of Wangai Next villian has to be Alexander Luther, even without powers he is s formidable foe to a Superman. Man of steel. He is a thorn, to the guys existence. A mans worth can be measured with the enemies or the worthiness of the foes. Since am already in the villain topic, Heisenberg- " breaking bad" series is now my all time bad ass since am not sure if I should categories him in the villain status because he is unmatched. (End with breaking bad tune in head).  Finally due to bias circumstances I have to mention the new series " revolution " because the villain's name is Sebastian, sounds cool plus it my name sake, okay bye....end of that long regress. As I laid asleep on my hospital bed, no visitors just, I declare a sweeping declaration to work as hard as a villain,putting both thought and action into play to get what I want. As of now I want to be a topic to guys, want people to read my work & be entertained & enjoy my writing, making the day a bit tolerable & better for them & you. Only favor I may ask of you is to make a friend or tell a friend about the blog of course if you also enjoy it ; ). I promise to come through with interesting post. As we end the month of NovemBurr to DecemBurr, insisting on the Burr cz of our peoples who are abroad in a frosty weather as we complain about our sun, I wish & all of you a festive holiday wherever you may be & if for some reason ( being shipped to the bunduz) i don't update the blog as often just be sure am massing up material for yours truly to enjoy. Most love,Cheers blogsphere. Follow me on: Twitter: @Sebby12th, Facebook; Sebastian Sebby Wasike

Looking in from the Outside

When you hear about the mingle, blankets & wine, classical fusion or beerfest. Words can't really tilt that imagery weighing scale fully to the fun that people usually experience.
Expenses are definitely not minimal from what you wear to the gate entrance but once inside and you pose for that important pic with friends, family or your better half, its priceless. The scenery is made beautiful by beautiful music & beautiful people who are all in a common ground to have fun. Cheery mood Smiley lovely looking people, who wouldn't want that really. Celebratory mood such that 'celebrities' - put air quotes to that to make it politically correct because we are yet to produce a Bieber product. Non the less all the personalities you get to see on a big stage or platform, when your rubbing shoulders or on a toe to toe footing with them and probably ( mostly ladies) looking better than them it enhances ones self esteem. I mean why not, just for that one day of the week or two, look ,smell , feel beautiful and dazzling & mostly by your successful classy peers.
Unfortunately such events guys arrive in style, hence the title of this post, looking in from the outside its seemingly gated uninteresting, same all same all hustle, music,crowd but I will school you blogsphere, just as I was proved wrong by attending the #mingle & again beerfest( still climbing the ladder making my way up to blankets&wine ). When the crowd & yourself are all past the driving & drinking limit before 7pm & your not intentionally binge drinking, then you definitely know that you are at the right fest. Waking up the next day with funny pains on your right butt cheek with no memory of sticking a landing while on the top of benches & after falling with the beer still intact in your hand while shouting & dancing because of a violinist, then that was a fun beerfest ( Vogue memories coming back in bits & pieces).
beautiful & a chance to be among the beautiful while having unjudged fun. Am beating my self up for having not yet attended #blankets&wine.
Some of the photos from the mingle, most of the stuff done during the day, yes a day event. Much as I come alive in the night time, this day events are really growing on me, appreciating the full range of beauty, ability to spot phony over make up'd zombie looking scary girls who would look better in the night. Not having to worry about runnings with a bouncer who just doesn't like your face. Such hustle really disturbs me & the fact that I am cute ( yes arguably ) doesn't mean I should be profiled & stopped by a man at an entrance considering how long I have been doing the whole clubbing business. Maybe its a sign i should take a break, relax from the scene.
Maybe it is time,but definitely finding a new appreciation in the day events. Much as they may seem elitist by the sheer price for the tickets, they really exclude certain groups of hooligans who ruin good times. As the month of October nears to an end, I certainly hope the Oktoberfests have been worth it and as we turn a new to November, it beams with it many more events that are equally pocket emptying as they are as fun. Noted I should purchase a camera & post the follow up pictures of my adventures.
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Vicious Cycle

Human behaviour is constant & repetitive. There's really nothing new that a person can do that hasn't been done & certain environments just keep the nature of things & events the same. this environment are designed by a human mind so is a vicious cycle. Over time going out with has been with some pretty heavy rides courtesy of friends of mine and since getting my driving licence other means while me on the steering wheel. So this weekend being I haven't written in a long while I decided to do things different, ( also fuelled by disappointment after suffering a loss and an injury #rugby, talk about salt to a injury to a whole new level). Anyway decided to go solo after having a fill of drinks sulking ( alcohol acted as a pain killer). After weaselling myself to westlands, having not been there on a weekend this whole year( pats self on back) its was an experience that out to be written about. Most of the reasons why I haven't been there reanimated themselves within several hours of being there. gatta love Lego's First crowded joints& insecurity just doesn't do it for me especially considering my slippery tongue skills with the ladies has drastically decreased to a point am worried, I can't hold a conversation or be witty just to charm the pants of a girl ( I know sounds stupid even writing it down & in my head).more shocking an x girl during the weekend already told me her plans to get married & I would be on the list. - invite only. imagine more aggressively I regress, so westie the other bit, met very eye candy friends of mine & after a dose of the very delicious eggs they started a brawl with a dude who was actually fighting back with chics, like seriously as a man even holding an argument with the female gender is just not right, and for my part a losing battle, for the better part of the moment I couldn't really declare who was on the wrong. The chic started ass attacking the guy, like literally reversing & jumping on the guy with her ass( she was a short,short tempered chic, funny site if only I could explain it better).Before I could laugh as am laughing right now she guy instead of being complimented by the ass bump goes on ahead to hit the chic, really,with a bum swollen knee I did a manly duty to try and separate them but the niggah now was in fight mode which made it worse because some other two chics(her friends) stepped in ( if they are reading this its probably funny now) after he took another swing I had to retaliate with my own. Bearing in mind the last time I fought was a very long while back. A night in westie got me throwing punches for chics. The place brings out the fight in people for no particular reason. You would think that would to it off, the cream Dela creme of it, the chics then turned on each other. Drama galore.So I took my leave, considering I was man solo, javing was the order of day/ morning. Then getting to my matatu's to home, there were actually mosquito's in them. Like really, i have seen the trending concerns about them all over twitter timeline in Nairobi but very few cases of malaria. Even if guys get malaria they probably shake it off as a cold so that they can work to get added commissions or overtime while in time is used to go out to have fun & back to the same matatu full of mosquitoes that would threat to transmit malaria. #viciuos cycle. Best part when going out to me though would be the moment when I get home to my bed alone or with an added bonus. When all my friends especially if I had a pod/team of friends, no valuables lost, great time doing a one two step on the dance floor, had a laugh & looked good doing it. That's a great night for me, but as of now westie just doesn't have that appeal to me. cheers blogsphere, sorry for the long silence. Find me on Facebook: Sebastian Sebby Wasike or follow me on Twitter: Sebby12th Have goodu one goodu one goodu one............

Cut,Color & Clarity

Thats how you choose a diamond. Thanks to movies but of course, otherwise some things are meant for the elitist. Don't be confused that having a car or cars makes you one of them, they are cut from a different cloth and admittedly for some reason they seem to have knowledge in alot of things. As I assume mostly is because they have experienced them. They are the Serena & Nate's (gossip girl characters). For sure though with little or no speculation they are very much out spoken which makes them loud in what they wear and audible & very certain about what they speak about. As I have elaborated all that, these freaking menacing Mp's over in a facade of the kind only theirs its limited to terms they get elected to the various seats.
Once they get to the thrown they want to permanently secure their future at the expense of kawaida wananchi where they can have a servance package that would last them and their family for the longest time.
If only they were diamonds in the rough then maybe as Kenyans we would or should have considered by as their children were in private schools doing a foreign system while teachers from public schools where on strike, they weren't really bothered. 

All they do is mostly go to Parliament & blow hot air or sleep on their ridiculously priced new seats(if only they were ejector seats with the common citizen having the red button) in the name of being the voice to the common mwananchi.

 Its saddens me that we even give way to them so that their motorcades can rush then to only rip us off while most with their well deserved hard earned money pay to get or drive to work or from work. They laugh and fatten at our pain. Shame on you & leaders that my honest opinion. The money you get and allowances are really not enough really.

Cunts, cocks,cum in that order, everything that seems disgusting. Mp's are to me after even considering to table that bill.

Graduation Gogles

When you make the graduation list on tertiary education,it formally  marks the end of your 8.4.4 education, its one of the best feelings. Realisation hits you proper when you have to clear & your sent to corners of the institution that have never before ventured to just to get a signature. Let me first explain the title of my post, those or most of you who have had relationships have experienced a time when - for lack of a better wording - shit hit the fan, and things are working out, you opt to end it, a person always has second thoughts and most of the time this is brought about by flashing back to good memories while in the relationship. Often than not leds to the couple regressing for the fear of being alone & remembering the good times. Now that's relationship gogles. The worst times even seem great especially if you both stuck things through and made it out stronger. The flash backs are especially effective when they are instagramed in color & slow motion hehehe. first instagram pic when I  googled At this juncture that's exactly what's am going through but with university. I waited for my name on the list, to separate from the common street sweeper or matatu driver. Truthfully its an Honor & as much as i dont want to sound like a proud person, its the harsh reality. How many watchmen out there have a degree really. It sets me apart from many many people. Am especially proud because its my hard earned Honor & not a purchased one. Enough guys haven't really made through, its not a breeze through for everyone & i have had my share of stumbles but thanx to God & my mother & friends its actually an achievement as far as am concerned. Though times spent with friends make me miss the institution, my instagram sepia mode flash backs hardly are directed to lectures, the worst one of them I had to endure him all through out my university life, semester in semester out. #bullcrap gag reflex, that flash back is definitely in fast forward & hell flames surrounding.some credit is due for equipping me with some life skills obviously among other things.( its quit evident that I have a problem with sadistic authority). In book of "art of war" by Sun Tzu, the success of a man is measured by the number of enemies they have......or something to that relation, am quoting not paraphrasing. It feels particularly more rewarding when you prove some one who doubted you from the beginning when you accomplish something. In retrospect we should be thanking them because its motivation in a way. As I make rounds to offices and corner that I have never been, every signature gets me closer to a photo pose in a gown with a piece of paper, family filled affair in celebratory mood, hopefully a pocket filling, card receiving, suit wearing day that I am very much looking forward to & what would make it even more enjoyable, friends. Friends who have made this blog of mine one year from a week like this reach & influence a magnitude of people. Giving a smile( most of the time). Rare as they are, when I get to introduce myself and guys tell me how they have read my work, those are some proud moments that make me a happy man. So thank you readers for the retweets and sharing of my work, most importantly taking time out of your schedule to read what ever my distorted mind has to offer. In a way its also a graduation for my blog & as time passes by I just hope my work will be up to per and get better & when ever I can make you lovely audience of mine smile. Birthday Re-cap: 12th September its a sign-bday present I was initially to end the post there on my birthday being this past 12th. My theme song on that day was 2chainz "all i want for my birthday is big booty gal". Wish was granted as I got a visit from my cousin and her big bootied friend of hers who came hangovered that early morning. I had no plan whatsoever after that. for a minute I thought the only markable situation that would be on my birthday was the rolling out of the iphone 5, good timing apple guys. I was doomed to have another boring birthday yet again for almost my fourth year running. To my surprise I get a text and Facebook hits from my pals who have posed on the side, the call was to show up in westland and I didnt have any means  but i was determined not to have a boring one again so at 10 something I was in a jav heading t town then westie Santa Fe. The ladies especially sang for being a karaoke at before midnight I was having a moderated fun, much better than I would be having at home anyway, i didn't even have cake. Then the guys call me outside,on pretence they have a bottle of something & am like why not, it my birthday. At this time one of the ladies namely Annecy had asked for my phone, wile outside she then insisted for my wallet for something, my trusting ignorance led me to give it to her then one of the guys, "the evil one" acting drunk and occupied started handing compliments especially for my watch. While all this was transpiring I was next the the pond of water at the mall basement. crazy guys the pond He then asked for my watch, so while we were waiting they then asked to have a sit. Suddenly there was a count down and everything went quiet, they shaved me in the pond. trickery at its best blogsphere, I went back in the club and for the reminder of the night I was dripping wet. From nothing to one of the best birthdays ever. am still laughing at myself. as for the birthday weekend, the mingle was the place to be, picture and a recap to the event are being worked on so look out for that post. Have good one, you guy (p-unit ft collo) that dendai. follow me on twitter: @sebby12th Facebook: Sebastian Sebby Wasike

Hardest jobs that look remotely easy

( Note I have not put them in any particular order or ranking, they are on freestyle).

1. Acting- likes of Brad Pitt,learning new skills- Bourne, becoming something totally different from who you normally are and morphing into someone else for example, Dracula- the guy who did that role killed himself because people feared him in real life.Its a risky job, a while back stunts where done by actors themselves unlike today where there are stunt doubles who are economic since insuring them costs way less than insuring a star, God forbid j- lo's ass got injured before a movie she should be in premiered. You would definitely be counting losses. The long time or before Superman got injured on set & is now paralyzed from the neck down.

Homestead hero Bruce Lee died on set. I haven't gotten to how the actors are trained to fit the directors vision of how they should look. Getting to be picked for a role in a movie is just the first part. Example the movie titans or Spartacus, those guys weren't that buff but they got a trainer supplements & in less than 3months you look like literally half a human half a god.I wont even go to the type of dieting they have to maintain. So when you see them on a red carpet or enjoy a movie, a good one. Appreciate not only the looks but talent & work that has been put in. 

2. Radio presenter & T.V presenters. They wake up so early in the morning. They actually give watch men a reason to be awake when getting picked or dropped late night. If there's a watchman who has residents in the compound one who does early morning & the other who does late night then I really pity him- he features in this category for sure. Imagine having to talk constantly and about something interesting every day.

I don't even post blogs everyday & its still a challenging bit to write once a week. For t.v presenters, the amount of lights they have to endure while fully dressed is just torture enough, I should know considering am just about to get my degree in communication more specifically videography ( happy dance)

 3. Drivers; from F1 drivers to Matatu drivers.- considering they drive in heavy protection suits, helmet & most of the time in hot weather factoring in that they are in a machine that has immense torque and speed meaning the heat it produces isn't small. The only break they take to a stand still is when they do a pit stop and on average it take about 4 seconds, yes or even less. Going around a circuit for at least 40 laps and at break neck speeds. Whip lash is a risk, accidents considering their cars are weight controlled, any weight they can spare is usually eliminated so the car compared to what's on the road is almost feather weight to assure its faster. Then as if that's not enough the kind of fitness the drivers must adhere to is impeccable in order to withstand all that stress to the body & hence that would mean that they have to stick to a certain diet. Yep its that serious. So when you see Schumacher & Hamilton smiling on a podium and being one of the most paid sports men, give respect.

As for back home, matatu drivers might be the last guys home and first guys on the road just driving over & over during the day until night time. Definitely can't be an easy job & considering they don't have cruz control or can drive using a finger like you can do with a Benz ( yes I have had the privilege of begin behind the wheel of one, an unmatched experience driving German ).

4. Musicians. Especially live performers.- music brings a commonality among people of different race,nationality ethnic background. Beautiful music is a gate way to inner peace. The number of times I have dropped lines to ladies using music lyrics can be termed criminal. Hell I have had a girl who fancied me because I used to tell her things through music. Though we usually expect so much from artists. expectations that are even beyond our reach yet they already do a huge part. Its human nature to demand aesthetic beauty from a beautiful thing or person. ( I used thing because we more or less view musician celebrities as that and don't factor in they are only human.) Musician work hard to maintain their fans approval even when it doesn't seem so, they work hard to make it look like they don't care. Concerts especially, those who have done karaoke, sing three songs jokingly is exhausting...you can imagine doing it perfectly for 3hours to a crowd who expect their moneys worth leave alone a whole night. Yes, that to me is the reality.we should appreciate them a whole lot more in my opinion.
5. Book, magazine, newspaper writers.goes without saying.....men writing and pleasing your audience is fudging hard.
6. Chef -cooks. It is really offencive by the way to call a chef a cook, it like calling a Japanese Chinese or vice - versa. 

 
While I was watching final destination 5, I realised how the kitchen is just a death trap or ticking time boom for injuries especially if its filled with many cooks/ chefs. How they manage to get food out is still a puzzle especially without blood or death. It like a well made watch like one my father friend has called an "armitron ". Things are so perfectly put together and its a work of art on the pieces that make it function just like a kitchen. Yea funny part cook & chef you all have the kitchen in common. Mad respect though.
7. Watch makers/repairer- I don't really whats their professional name, like a cobbler for watches might work. Anyway imagine the concentration they have to put in. Wah, that can make me go mad. Now I have a clearer understanding on how or Syler from the series heroes was made the confused character, Mara the protagonist then antagonist. 

Its just mad. I also guess I understand why they listen to soothing music, coz the gears & clogs must work at full capacity & maybe the music is sort of a lubricant(am second guessing that choice of a word) lemmi go with cushion( though all you dirty minded people can work with either of those wordings and start evil thinking- I give up).
 

8.DJ- its seems easy & right now a bit populated but those of us born when cartridges were the only way to play games & duck hunt was heh, lemmi put it this way "God of war" wouldn't be enough for super Mario...he would just stump him dead get points a flower and move on hehehe.

 In that era DJ Adrian who spinned music on a vinyl decks, as manuals as it gets, if he reins on the decks as a guest DJ or the main one, no one can even despite him. He has seen it all, he bought a freaking beetle those days. That was( having biased eyes) in my eyes an equivalent of a DJ rolling with a Benz or better yet a Hummer.

 

New school or old school DJ, rallying up a crowd and keeping them entertained with constant flow of music is not an easy job. Right now though some do it for 1/4 or half of the night but the likes of David Guerra trance and dance usually have weekend long concerts to the extreme week long guys just bumping( can't say dancing, its usually white dudes in plenty). Not having factored in that they have flown probably thousands of kilometres(miles to any Westerners reading this post- si waluhya) . Though props to all the djs who keep us company on lonely weekends on radio, those who rock the club until we want to drink the bar dry & not go home, who give us an escape, a cheap way of vacationing with fun in this economy & make us have a fudging good time. 

9. Doctors : thanks to shows like Grey's Anatomy, you would think being one is such an easy fun thing with nurses & doctors having flirting days in & out. Though alot of inaccuracy, esp very few good looking women as interns while am not a doctor I know alot of very good looking ladies who are doing medicine & residency. The hard part though comes with the difference of environment compared to grey, Kenyatta hospital looks nothing, not even remotely close to how the fake hospital on set looks like, it's a much worse place, how doctors & residents get who work there wake up every day & go to work is just a mystery is beyond me but we should definitely appreciate them. 

10.Cloth & ornaments designers- when we get to wear them and feel beautiful & handsome as such, or mix & match what's in our closets & wardrobes, we never get to think the ingeniousness,thoughts that was put in coming up with such. Its takes alot of man hours & vision to come up with things as intricate as dressing & ornaments. Both commonly put in use pins, I have large fingers & was born during the era where our primary school curriculum had home science where growing men such as myself learnt to sew,clean with detergents & cook. All which have come in hand more than the chemistry biology that I learnt while in secondary school. Though I can tell you that using pins & needles for a gentleman such as my self is hell, putting this into factor, phones with a basic keypad and small I find it difficult using considering I press three of the keys simultaneously.
So beautiful minds such as the guys who came up with black Jesus pieces, shamballa ,leso wear & guys like blackbird jeans,respect to their work and most importantly when their work major boarder on our country, it comes out beautifully.

leso designs

shamballa

blackbird

I urge them on and commend them. We definitely can't forget the stylists such as Silvia njoki( I have mentioned her in my previous post enough times, I hope she wont fault me for that, maybe I have a small crush).
11. Salonist( there's no such word by the way)- our generation confides & trust salonist & barbers more than they do pastors. Considering pastors the likes of Njoro, helicopter ministries are out there- CC my post on " inceptious pastor". They leave very little to go by. So when you have a trusted hair guy & they maintain your trust, one is very very loyal & have them on speed dial. Usually its even hard to cheat on them. In this age its one of the strongest commitment. Though consider how much time they spend standing up and the chemicals that runs through their hands especially black women use so many many hair products. Its actually a really viable investment area, you can't go wrong, its like starting a mortuary( can't escape death) . I regress but considering their working environment, salonist should have a really comprehensive medical cover.
12. Athletes: (kalenjin voice) my mother ran, my father ran now am a racist. The past Olympics much as we didn't to to our full potential they made us proud and hoisted the Kenyan flag high especially the captain, Rudisha vyatu vyetu. They make running look so easy. You would expect them being fatty challenge to just see a pair of lungs struggling but major disappointment because they are never short of breath. I dear any one of you to try running for just 12minutes at your own pace & see how you will do. Atleast as a rugby fit guy I can but sweating like a pig( do pigs sweat). Anyway, not much I can say about them considering you all witnessed what they can do, so I will leave their training to your imagination, how many man hours the do on the road. A profession is a profession & theirs pay exceptionally too well. support to our paraolympians should also be strong.
As its my birthday month & almost my 1 year anniversary since I started my blog, am particularly proud I have been able to keep you readers entertained and thank you for all your comments, retweets feed back & encouragement. Funny enough I had 12 listing on my post this time marking my birthday date ; ).
Swerve Boiiing, (Big Sean voice).

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Hetrotextual Male

Don't you think that this :) Smiley face is bad ass compared to : ) this one. Watching " Men at Work" during my liberating home alone times which mostly spent alone .....(being single and broke might force someone into such circumstances)- obviously working on changing that, I mean I should be catching pneumonia while out chasing tail but unfortunately that one of the reasons I was also cooked up in an empty full house in my blanket just watching movies. If you can enjoy your one company from time to time then its more than likely that if you are in the company of someone else or others then they might enjoy you too.( I mean company of course).
As I end my regress, the lonely stay was fun especially doing cooking experiments, sweet- literally & metaphorically. So apparently in the hetrotextual times- meaning when a guy meet a chic or have a date, the best way to show interest in day and age and not necessarily being less of a man, you text.
Conversations in length especially with the numerous platforms such as twitter,Facebook, whatsup,email, for the kawaida kabamberry safcom & Airtel have offers where you can't even exhaust the limits for sending texts & at a really cheap cheap and for some of the elitists blackberry messenger. Most of this media one can even send music & pictures so someone can woe a babe with some Justin lyrics or better yet the whole dawn song.

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So apparently in this day age smiley faces are conversational condoms. One can be sarcastic or as naughty ass a whore but when you finish it with a Smiley face,its like full proof. You know when gay guys shout 'girl friend's in movies ( so freaking annoying by the way),even when they call a chic fat or anything its just given a pass.
Similar to Smiley faces which are in abundance especially for smart phone users, they can be a conversational breather. Those with nagging girlfriends, word of advice - when she gets texting & your busy especially if she is nagging about some approval from you, don't let the shit hit the fan bro(now I get where the phrase "katanuka" comes from) so usipotaka kanuke just send a Smiley face& you can be off the hook just like that.

I bet Steve Harvey didn't snitch on that play for play in the guys handbook while writing "think like a man act like a lady". I highly recommend guys out there to at least watch that movie otherwise you will be sidelined on some basic shit that you have the power to be on top off, might just help be be on top of thing ; ) (hard wink) if you know what I mean- feels like a high five moment so al just do it myself.
Though am probably being abit biased because texting and lining my thought while texting comes easy. When it comes to one on one, brothers you best be a looker or have nice smile or can really burst some moves on the dance floor. Much as you cant be the party starter in a restaurant then a smile goes a long way & then & only then they might consider you a good listener but be sure to insert some few but good responses. I guarantee you would be a shoe in from there.
cheers blogsphere and enjoy the week ahead plus keep the peace as Kenyans we are all one. be your brothers keeper. Follow me on twitter: @sebby12th and Facebook: Sebastian Sebby Wasike.