Thursday, 3 May 2012

Facts


Fact: In a swimming pool or shower white women just look really comfortable as if their natural habitat. I could swear I went swimming, just before the cold rainy month came upon us &for sure its like I was fighting with the water,then this white chic in a two piece& everything after sun bathing,applying sun cream so majestically & relaxed. I was enjoying the same sun especially after a dip in the pool came out shivering but first difference. Nilikuwa na parara aje....vaseline was the only cure unlike the white chics sun screen & which was being applied so gracefully. Next to her some kawaida looking 'appreciated skin women were applying oil but it looked so local 'fujo nyingi'. When the girl got into the water it was like she was gliding & floating at the same time,reflecting back to my swim its like I was dead weight.
 Just when I thought I was the only one,the darker skinned ladies got in,tag team syke because the actually needed it. First the hustle for their hair not to get too wet so they cant deep or submerge their heads completely though unlike the white chic who could submerge her self without any stress,_her head stayed afloat at will. The black's seemed like anchors for real and depended on the side railings. Though am sure on the dance floor the difficulty would be reverse roles. Am not a big fan of weaves though,its like telling or demanding a guy to be real while the whole while you been tricking him. Especially when the weave goes stall or stays too long,gag reflect right there to the thought,yuck. The smell and amount of wild life it can bear is just disgusting to think about.apparently white women put them but atleast they can match their actual hair color(but they do clip on's from research).
HAHAHAHAHA the weaves are too much
 Women in dreads,blowout to their actual hair or wahu Afro definitely moto & those piece hair styles look hot for sure.(was a big fan of corn rows),prefer them for wigs especially in a hot season,it like an itchy Marvin.









bob & weave or else that.


Bob & weave(evasive measure in boxing but applicable  on weaves) . Its hard times but #itsneverthatserious. Very few good weaves,my be Celebes like Pierra & hollywwod stars or musician -beyonce or the chics on 10 over 10 naeto c Video. : )
Another fact,white women are hot @their prime but the black coloured age like wine. They can't definitely gerrit in their 40's if they are well maintained.
something like this 




Men look at things the can't really do like nails hair eyebrows & lashes so the prettier they are maintained the more attention & classy a guy like me would get attracted. Another important point,a woman should have her signature scent,too dawn important.as guys we may have but most guys strive not to smell sweaty musky so Brut is key.
Other fancy ones though are reserved for important occasion but if you have that wife or main lady, if she is hot she is the ultimate acccessory a man needs. They say money talks so you can know how a person is doing by the way they look.
 What do I know though....

 TPF is here,been catching a glimpse of the reruns but just recently found out a big name @silvianjoki got the gig to be the Official stylist for Tusker project fame. Mutlitalented lady from styling to video blogging ,she undoubtedly has impeccable sense of style. Can't wait to see what she has in store from what the judges contestants and presenters are wearing #TPF5. I just hope their singing will match their trendy look. definitely auditions are a comic.
Enjoy the rest of the week blogsphere.

4 comments:

  1. hehe umetutoanisha *African ladies* bt its true about the weaves heh! Bt they try dstv inasaidia watu

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  2. lovely ! thank you for the feature

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  3. c'mon the weaves aint dat bad. bt i kinda het em. the last i did ws da fast n last. but i love the blog

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  4. @Silvia its my pleasure @ hayter kumbe its not only mamboch who watch Nigerian on dstv. they are an epidemic & brain washing women to weave. anonymous thanks. alot more coming

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