Thursday, 30 May 2013

Big Brother Is Watching

It that time when most f us are glued to the screen watching  a bunch of strangers in a house representing countries but really they are out to make a name for themselves and win some mulla. Fortunately this time the house has several socialites and so  the housemates may probably characters but not total strangers to us. Take Huddah for instance, her online presence elivated her to the house but if we only knew her blondness and grip to the English language was that wanting, I personally follow her and she seemingly had everything on lock. tweeting on epic nights, waking up to Remy martins.  She (we thought ) was a true Ratchet( definition below) but at least a ratchet should have some form of intelligence.
Ratchet: A diva, mostly from urban cities and ghettos, that has reason to believe she is every mans eye candy. Unfortunately, she's wrong.
Typical signs to beware of include, but are not limited to:
-owning a Blackberry
-BLARES anything by Drake, 2Chainz, Nicki Minaj, Gucci Mane, Waka Flocka, Lil Wayne, T-Pain,
Cali Swag District, or any other garbage entertainment rapper
-rowdily quotes "lyrics" from aforementioned artists
-has a weave reminiscent of a bird's nest after a tempest hit the tree it was in, and is dyed at least thrice
-wears torn leggings/stalkings (mostly of the fishnet variety), unpolished 8" heels (or higher, depending on how God-awful they look), fitted jean jackets (to accent the blubber 'round their arms and stomach), and 4 layers of caked on make-up to go clubbing
-repeatedly use ludicrous terms such as "YOLO", "swag", "boost", "beaking", "doe", "really", "naw", "actually", "twerk", "coaster", "dagga", etc., to make a valid statement when they speak
-have side bangs, despite having incredibly small-ass foreheads to support them
-are commonly overweight -underweight in this case.
and are mind-numbingly stupid; a safe assumption to make would be saying they're uneducated.
Kenyans have been watching her every move in the Diamond house of course with many expectations and Huddah already gave them a fair share of entertainment when she turned up for training in a bikini on Monday morning and later asked fellow housemate Uganda’s Denzel to give her a back massage. Things are getting really heated in the house and housemates already nominated guys for possible eviction on Sunday. Unfortunately, the Kenyan Socialite got the most nominations after 7 housemates picked her claiming she is shallow-minded, self-centred and inconsiderate. She is followed closely by Uganda’s Denzel with six nominations who has been alleged to have no respect for women, tries to hard and is not much of a team player.Ghana’s Elikem follows with four nominations and has been charged for being too bossy and also a strong competitor.
The big question is perhaps whether Huddah will survive the first round of eviction or its the last we’ll see of her in the house. One thing is evident though,this is the time for Kenyans to show their patriotism and start voting for one of their own because Huddah’s win is definitely Kenya’s win.Vote! Vote! Vote! on http://t.co/9oTfVGW5lp http://bigbrotherafrica.dstv.com/vote/ . no love lost considering shes representing our country but lucky that we have backup namely Annabel Mbaru.

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