Thursday, 8 August 2013

Cold days

This beautiful Thursday, the sun sneaked out embracing the weekend mood,for that i have a hot guest post from a friend thinking of starting his own blog. If t\you would please cheer him on and postive comment will be greatly appreciated.
"Am writing this on a very early cold morning whilst from sharing a warm embrace. I always play the game close to the breast since its way cheaper being an unemployed graduate. Going on dates and what not, I am not good at picking spots except ones that have alcohol & dancing ( not that I can pull a Michael Jackson or anything but am quite limber - got moves not to brag ).


















Though away games are uncommon, it sometimes refreshing to be in unfamiliar territory. It really puts your skill to the test, adaptability & familiarisation while working & performing at the usual standard, which in the case if it’s set to high (personal best). If you achieved some pretty impressive results while in your domain, it speaks volumes when you can do it at any surrounding using & adapting to the weather among many other things around you. Especially if it rongai,woi, after the long journey & at the back of your always thinking how the hell you'll Travel back to the civil society were donkeys aren't a common means of transport. Were wild animals would not be a surprise & a curfew might just be instilled for safety of the animals, hehe- see what I did there.
Don't mistake the need for warm embrace to love, if you want emotions, love betrayal politics watch Game of Thrones, gadmit that series is seriously messing with the little emotion I just might have, something’s I don't see coming, out of the obvious. It one of those series am emotionally invested in I swear...when something happens I actually pause the dawn thing just to soak in the shock, I guess in emotional relationships one should be unpredictable, make the relationship more interesting & in relationships, emotions are also un-bordered & very surprising. “Winter is coming" (appropriate phrase especially in this weather).
Pardon my digression but the month is has been pretty cold so a warm embrace is warranted, even taking a hot shower takes a second thought, that's because if you’re the guy without instant shower, then you have to heat up the water & that's a long wait. Then when you get to kuchuchuma kwa karaya (squatting positions-very specific- to the bucket) the action of pouring water hot water from the bucket to your back will cool it down & you'll be taking a cold shower in the cold.
If it's taking a shower with instant heater, the striping down to your birthday suit would still be a great debate in your head, trust me & at that time maybe you’re late for work or school. This is when you consider the knowledge you acquired during your boarding school days & not talking about gradients, how to make soap but it was mostly by which was how to survive when the school didn't have water or you had to walk miles just for bathing water, it happened . Your mind then immediately considers doing a passport- hot water, shower scrub and do the most important areas, head shoulders (armpits) and the groin areas, its survival instincts so don't judge me.
Back to my escapades in the land of the unknown. This is no sci-fi & no, lately I haven't been watching the national geographic much more attentively than usual.
Though the similarities if you’re making a power point comparison are too close. The risks those NATGEO guys face is just as similar to mine javing from rongai at 6 in the morning with only 10bob extra when I calculate the fare to precision just for a warm embrace (PG 13 language of course hoping by now you've caught on by what I really mean.)
Ever had those days when just a 10shilling coin makes a difference & when doing the math, accounting in your head, a budget if the tout increases the fare by just that 20shilling , its footsubishi for you.
Getting standard in rongai is not a cup of tea, the thought scares me, plus I don't think they pick stays, they know their own. I enjoy walking by the way but sharing a path with a donkey kinda takes the thrill out of it.. Lately been doing extra in distances in attempts to save and lame attempt to regain my fitness back to rugby.
Digress much, so budgeting. It happens that just before my NATGEO escapade the previous night had loaned a friend money via mpesa ( I lie through my teeth, its end month stupid....why would anyone I know be borrowing money, I should be the one borrowing considering am not working ). We cleared that up, had money but didn't have money on mpesa because it's all planned for, ATM for the life of me couldn't remember the pin ( its because  it hasn't been used for a while to say the truth, wont write which bank because they might just close down that account. Hustlenomics also hasn't been that great.
Despite my financial woes, I take myself to rongai to do the deed budgeting to chuck later in the evening, cheap trip to town & home. Plans didn't as well & got guilt tripped to staying a while longer, in this sense a while means overnight. Not in the plan because playing away games means having a full proof exit strategy, & being a while, had given one of the best games in bedminton since I didn’t know how long before I get another in. (Wink)

funny how on pictures it looks so hot but in real life
Other reason why I like playing close to the breast is because they get to leave, no sleep over & vice verse. Sleeping over is a no no. I am the problem, yes I admit.. If you got sinus it’s & cold as it is, my friend your snore will be like it’s on steroids. So had to think on my feet, either no sleep for me or my host would have to sleep like sleeping beauty.
Only remedy for that is if I go at least for the better part of the night ( fyi ) those rnb songs sijui ( i don’t know )doing you all night are overrated. Half the night am servicing heavy, pulling every stunt in the book, if that wasn't my personal best & record am not sure then, might have been possession ( haunted house style I swear). After wearing myself out after several rounds next morning made sure to if any snoring occurred & to my delight, answer was no, so unlike 'Game of Thrones' pertaining to the Stark family, things actually do work out because that was one hell of a workout.

Though reminiscing if it was worth it, risks of being stranded in Rongai, away game, unfamiliar territory, new game, limited resources ( because obviously wasn't fully strapped for the whole occasion) I got a pretty clear glimpse of what the national geographic channel is all about....Hahaha.
(by Anonymous)"

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